Maurilio Amorim

More Bad Church Signs

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I’m sure whomever created these church signs had very good intentions. But as you and I know, intentions don’t count. People will always judge you on execution.

I’ve heard him preach. The sign is accurate
bad church sign toga
I don’t even know what to say about this.
bad church signs 11th hour
Scaring people into heaven is a great evangelistic strategy
bad church sign wine
Look what nice French wine we have for Christmas Eve. Make sure your offering matches the quality of the wine
bad church sign worries
Some churches can kill you faster than worry for sure
bad Church Signs hot water
It’s a slippery slope when you start calling people “bags”

What’s the most memorable church sign you’ve seen?

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5 responses to “More Bad Church Signs”

  1. Mike Hansen Avatar
    Mike Hansen

    CH _ _ CH What’s missing? You are!

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    1. Maurilio Amorim Avatar
      Maurilio Amorim

      Love that!

      Reply
  2. Totheworld Avatar
    Totheworld

    My friend and I were so stunned at this one, I took a
    picture and still have it. Somewhere in Tennessee, 1986, Double Springs Baptist Church: GOD LOVES
    EVEN YOU UNGRATEFUL SINNERS

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    1. Maurilio Amorim Avatar
      Maurilio Amorim

       All that’s missing at the end is “damn it!”

      Reply
  3. Debbie Hannah Skinner Avatar
    Debbie Hannah Skinner

    January 1st church sign in Amarillo, TX: “Jesus gives us hop for the new year”
    (The e was missing on hope- but I really liked the message- He does give me hop!)

    Reply

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