There’s not much to say about this product only that it will save my marriage. After years of conflict and misery over my love of Mexican food and its unfortunate side effects, a solution has been found: The Better Marriage Blanket.
I’m buying stock in the company. If this thing works, I have a feeling it will be huge for Mexican food lovers everywhere.
Are you joining me in purchasing one? Who in your family is the most “deserving” person for the blanket?